Bears and
Cubs Jokes
You Might Be From
Wisconsin If
- Our governor can beat up your governor.
- I came. I thawed. I transferred.
- Survive Minnesota and the rest of the world is easy.
- If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
- Minnesota: Where visitors turn blue with envy.
- One day it's warm; the rest of the year it's cold.
- Minnesota: home of blonde hair and blue ears.
- Land of 10,000 Petersons.
- Minnesota: come fall in love with a loon.
- Land of many cultures--mostly throat.
- Where the elite meet sleet.
- Land of two seasons: Winter is coming and winter is here.
- Minnesota: Glove it or leave it.
- Have you jump started your kid today?
- There are only three things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, older and fatter.
- Many are cold, but few are frozen.
- Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!
- Jack Frost must like Minnesota. He spends half his life here.
- Minnesota: home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (where the damn river starts)!
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