You Might Be From
Wisconsin If
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21)
CRAWFISH (May 22 - Jun 21)
COLLARDS (Jun 22 - Jul 23)
CATFISH (Jul 24 - Aug 23)
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sep 23)
BOILED PEANUTS (Sep 24 - Oct 23)
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
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Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside.
Okra have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his
life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from
Moon Pies.
Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they're
uncomfortable talking about just where they came from. A Chitlin,
however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has
plenty of seasoning. When it comes to dealing with Chitlins, be very
careful. Chitlins can burn and then erupt like Vesuvius, and this can make for
a really terrible mess. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
Remember that when marriage time rolls around.
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface
of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of
everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you
had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry
you, so don't worry about it.
You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a
cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and
round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get
remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might
be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not!
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked
tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude.
Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead.
This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to
work for you. One day, however, it won't work, and you may find your
problems actually running you over.
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always
hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the
mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room.
You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have
very, very good heads.
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the
melting pot of life and share their essence with the essences of those
around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and
webmasters. As far as your personal life goes, if you are
Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, with one
exception: Whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are
never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the
clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from
Moon Pies.
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to
huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel
though so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like
to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs.
If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you
well.
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately,
those who know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find that
your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably
affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a
certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be
sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with
everybody. You as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the
vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can
sit next to anybody. However, you, too shouldn't have anything to do
with Moon Pies.
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually
quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends,
a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback.
You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not
concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric
in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry
another Armadillo, but Possum is another mating possibility
Are you a Chitlin or a Butter Bean? (Are you married to a Moon Pie?)
Send YOUR astrological sign to Pam Crater (Okra) and she will help you find a compatible home.
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KATHY EVANS, Broker
RE/MAX Highlander Realty
800 W. Williams Street, Suite 271, Apex, NC 27502
PAM CRATER
Relocation Assistant
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